Thursday, October 07, 2004

God tells jokes

If we are all mere actors on God's stage carrying out His plan then it stands to reason that God is a comedian. Otherwise, how could the GOP try to prosecute Michael Moore for illegally offering underwear and snacks to slackers in exchange for their promise to vote.

I'm not kidding

Why can't Republicans simply ignore the court jester and laugh along instead? Why not say, for instance, "Underwear? Interesting. I can see why people might want fresh ones after listening to Michael Moore speak." I would think someone like Dick Cheney would be perfect for delivering that line. He has a masters touch when it comes to deadpan delivery and this one requires a straight man (in the comedy-craft sense).

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"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

Charles Darwin