Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Advice for Romney

Here are more honest campaign messages for the Romney camp:

"If I am elected president, I promise to lower my own taxes substantially and make you suckers pay for it."

"If I am elected president, I promise to have the best of healthcare for myself and make you suckers pay for it."

"If I am elected president, I promise to cheat on my taxes and make you suckers pay for it."

He's a dick and he should own it.

Foot Quotes

"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

Charles Darwin