Thursday, July 15, 2004

On the light side

What kind of rhetorical swamp have faithful Republicans put themselves in?

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq (while also ignoring resolutions against Israel).

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

There are many more truths here:

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

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"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

Charles Darwin