Frenchmen Say Guantanamo Detention Was Like Hell

Two Frenchmen that were guests at Guantanamo describe their experience as "like hell".

Donald Rumsfeld took exception to their charges claiming that Satan was "old-evil" and used unsophisticated methods, far inferior to the techniques in place at Guantanamo. Said Rumsfeld, "We didn't spend all that money to make their stay like hell, after all sending them to hell would be a lot less expense and trouble. No. We think we have a facility that far exceeds the suffering inflicted in the underworld. Satan is an amateur."

I kid. I'm a kidder. Rumsfeld did not, I repeat, not say that.

The two Frenchmen, however, did compare their stay in Guantanamo to hell. They also claimed the United States is practicing medical experiments on the guests:

Frenchmen Say Guantanamo Detention Was Like Hell

If these stories are true it would not be the first time in human history people were placed in camps and medically experimented on. But hey, we're good guys and our cause is just and our actions are all sanctioned by God right? Sooner or later people will come to understand that if we torture someone here or collaterally damage someone there that it doesn't count because we're morally infallible, oui?

Besides, they're only dirty Frenchmen. Oui?