President Bush fell off his mountain bike while exercising on his ranch. His doctor, Richard Tubb, immediately attended the minor scrapes.
For those keeping score, that's one incident of choking on a pretzel, one fall from a Segway that wasn't turned on, and one fall from a mountain bike. If he isn't careful people will think he is as clumsy as Ford.
To fetch a pail of water
I immediately thought of Abbott and Costello when I heard this. I imagine the Presidential secret service force yelling "Look out for that bush!". George turns his head and says, "Look out for what?". The agent, "that bush!". George again, somewhat exasperated, "Look out for what?!?"
Crash!
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