Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Threat of Hummus

CNN once placed the phrase "Where's Obama" over a photograph of Osama bin Laden. Fox "News" Roger Ailes, perhaps feeling "scooped", tried to blur the line between Obama and Osama with a few off-colored jokes:

Story here

If words which sound alike are now considered synonyms, then I am about to perform a great service for my country.

While making a sandwich I realized that Hummus sounds like Hamas and decided to rush this observation out to you.

Terrorists are hiding in our sandwiches.

You heard it here first.

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