Tuesday, April 11, 2006

More Masturbatory Morality

Somehow 80% of evangelical Christians feel they are "under attack" in America. This is in spite of the fact the president of the United States is an evangelical Christian.

This is in spite of the fact that God's Own Party controls both houses of Congress and just installed superstition servants in the Supreme Court.

They should be under attack for their bigoted, intolerant, violent, science-harassing, red-faced angry crusades.

For the latest, click here

But they are not:

* Ballparks sing "God bless America" in open contradiction to their delusions.

* Our money says, in McCarthyite glory, "In God we trust" right on it.

* Christmas songs assault the airwaves every December.

* Jerry Fallwell would be in an insane asylum if he weren't considered religious instead of crazy.

* There are campaigns to preach the Bible in science classes (creationism is plagiarised from the wisdom of Solomon).

* Churches are not taxed.

* The federal government is now handing out tax money to religious charities.

These are all signs, dear readers, that evangelical Christians are not under attack.

It is homosexuals that are under attack.

Are they not creations of God to evangelicals?

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Charles Darwin