With Osama on the loose and the war in Iraq going badly a Bush-backing coalition of Christian do-gooders is working diligently to save us from an axis of evil gay-tolerant cartoons.
It seems that the gaydar of the Religious Righteous is telling us that when Sponge Bob Square Pants holds hands with a starfish pal it projects a message of tolerance for gay couples:
Evil gay Bob
In another affront to the high moral standards of bigots, PBS's Buster the Bunny visited Vermont and encountered a lesbian couple that made maple syrup.
Sugar time
Do people really think a gay cartel is inserting homosexual propaganda into our cartoons? Has anybody else tried to imagine what sex between a sponge and a starfish would be like? Is the gaydar of a child advanced enough to know whether or not a pair of women from Vermont making maple syrup are lesbian?
What cartoons would Jesus watch?
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