Friday, October 13, 2006

Turning virgins into hellfire

There is a new product out there called Infidel's Revenge which is impressive in it's simplicity.

Devout Muslim suicide bombers believe that 72 virgins await them in heaven. However, devout Muslim suicide bombers also believe that a body defiled by pigs blood at the time of death faces eternal damnation.

So, Susblood labs devised a pen that will infuse pigs blood into the air if atomized in an explosion.

The idea is that if everyone carries them would-be suicide bombers will not strike their targets for fear of damning their souls to eternal torment.

Maybe airlines should pass these out free?

Infidel's Revenge

ADDENDUM: I have had feedback from a friend who says of this device,

"Bil Shahid kulu aswad" In the martyr - everything is white. If you fight for god all your blemishes are laundered. Every kid in he Arab world knows that.

But for westerners that do no understand any of that - it will sell by the ton.


How humbling.

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