Here are more honest campaign messages for the Romney camp:
"If I am elected president, I promise to lower my own taxes substantially and make you suckers pay for it."
"If I am elected president, I promise to have the best of healthcare for myself and make you suckers pay for it."
"If I am elected president, I promise to cheat on my taxes and make you suckers pay for it."
He's a dick and he should own it.
